A mother and her young daughter were taking a walk when the little girl found a piece of candy on the ground and picked it up.
“Don’t eat that,” said the mother.
“Why not?” asked the little girl.
“Because it’s been on the ground. It’s dirty and probably has germs on it.”
The little girl looked up and said “Wow, Mom, you’re smart. How did you learn so much?”
The mom replied “All moms know that. It’s on the mommy test. You have to pass the test before they let you be a mommy.”
They walked on, with the little girl pondering this new information. Suddenly she looked up again, beaming with understanding. “I get it!” she declared. “If you fail the test you have to be a daddy!”
HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!
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